My Chaotic Realm

got this from BJ... Hilarious! IT'S SO HOT ... The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. I saw a coyote chasing a rabbit and they were both walking. The corn growing in the field is already popped. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. The potatoes cook underground! All you have to do for lunch is to pull one out and add butter. The cows are giving evaporated milk. You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. You can make instant sun tea. You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly. You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car. You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You actually burn your hand opening the car door. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work. No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or no...

Triathlon, Day One: Mm mosaics Using one medium bag of Milk Chocolate M & Ms (12.60 oz), create a mosaic. That's it. Simple, creative, and yummy. So I did a topographical map of Texas with DARK CHOCOLATE M&Ms... that way I will eat them later! Triathlon Day 2: Virology Help Ray Wattson spread his word "Shine" far and wide by coming up with 100 ideas. That's the teaching tactic faculty members in UNT's College of Visual Arts insist is essential to pushing past the mundane and eventually discovering the one winning idea. The idea that... Shines. Eeach triathlete will flex his/her creative mind by developing a list of 100 ideas about how Ray Wattson's message of "Shine" can go viral. My list of 100:: “I Want You…” sign reminiscent of Uncle Sam, only with Ray… bottom line would say “To SHINE” You Tube channel with Ray giving his snarky pep talks on why we should SHINE Ray Wattson cards (business card size) ...

And your result is ... INTJ (Introversion, iNtuition, Thinking, Judgment) You have an original mind and a great drive for implementing your ideas and achieving your goals. You quickly see patterns in external events and develop long-range explanatory perspectives. When committed, you organize a job and carry it through. You are skeptical and independent, have high standards of competence and performance - both for yourself and others. Famous people with your same INTJ personality include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Rudy Giuliani, Thomas Jefferson, and Dwight D. Eisenhower.

This was a card last year to an old friend ... I got about 6 done tonight for this year. I have to not only make them for the card rack I have at the Bastrop Producer's market but for my personal list as well! Tomorrow kicks off Day One of the HighLowAha Triathalon... I am gonna go for it...wish me luck!